Do you bear in mind Conker’s Unhealthy Fur Day? I do not, as a result of it got here out in 2001, and I would solely been out of the womb for a couple of years at that time, however apparently rapper/singer Doja Cat does, as she’s determined to make her halloween costume this 12 months the – checks notes – flower with massive boobs that helps the squirrel out with some platforming at one level.
Earlier than I present you what this little bit of dress-up, which follows the musician having beforehand donned the guise of an Animal Crossing villager for 2022’s model of the spooky day, should you’re a fan of Doja and have clicked on this text in an try and study what Conker’s Unhealthy Fur Day is, I need you to know that you’re going to most likely be simply as confused once you depart.
Principally, at one level within the Nintendo 64 platformer – which has a really, er, in-your-face sense of humour and was made by Uncommon, finest recognized these days because the developer of Sea of Thieves – Conker, the squirrel protagonist, encounters a sunflower. The pair have a dialog that is about 80% sexual innuendo, after which the sunflower reveals that it has some bits of its plant anatomy that it may well use to offer Conker a lift up onto a ledge.
As Doja Cat eloquently described the character in her put up about her costume beneath, it is a “flower with big t*ts”. Why? Effectively, should you watch a playthrough of Conker or learn a synopsis of its plot, you may realise that the sport fairly illcits that query lots, particularly should you you have been to return and play it now.
That mentioned, it is a sport a few of my older coworkers have fond recollections of, with one among them having elected to deliver it up on a podcast, so perhaps trying on the positives right here, this lastly an opportunity for you, younger Doja stan, to attach with one of many oldies in your life. You realize, your bizarre uncle who loves the N64, however has positively by no means heard Paint the City Crimson exterior of perhaps adverts on the TV. Him.
Present him this, and see the way it goes. Perhaps you may each find yourself enjoying Conker collectively and battling The Nice Mighty Poo, a large, opera-singing pile of crap that is in that sport, for causes of silliness.