Sorry, Hole Knight: Silksong followers. My coronary heart goes out to you. Your sport did not present up at yesterday’s Nintendo Direct, so now I assume you will simply need to shift your hopes to subsequent week’s Swap 2 Direct. Truly, let’s simply see the way you’re copin-…..oh.
One among you has written out the Swap 2 Direct’s date in all caps extra occasions than I can depend. Okay, then. I am certain they simply used quite a lot of copy and paste, there’s not approach they’ve written all 779 phrases of this out, and oh wait there are some situations once they’ve unintentionally stopped quick in a approach that makes it appear to be they could have completed simply that.
Alright, I am going to lower the bollocks. What I am speaking about is a publish on the Silksong subreddit by a person with the deal with Non secular-Hippo7393, whose bio reads: “Life is a soup, and I’m a fork.” Instantly after yesterday’s Nintendo Direct concluded with out a Silksong look, they authored a publish.
Its title? “APRIL 2ND APRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2ND APRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2ND APRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL APRIL 2ND APRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAPRIL 2NDAP”. Snappy. To the purpose. Mysterious, if you do not know that is that date of subsequent week’s Nintendo Swap 2 Direct.
The physique? it is that very same factor repeated so many occasions I attempted counting and needed to cease as a result of it was going to take me all morning. Nevertheless, I can affirm that with out the cheeky “new Tomodachi Life although” that Non secular-Hippo7393 added on the very finish, the elements of the publish that solely include “APRIL 2ND” or incomplete variations of it like “AP” or simply “APRIL” add as much as 850 phrases in complete.
To place that in context, the ‘About this sport’ part of Silksong’s steam web page at the moment provides as much as 267 phrases, which means that this publish is sort of 3 times its size. Should you’re actually unhinged and attempt to copy each single phrase on that Steam web page because it’s displayed on browser – together with the entire typical Steam retailer accoutrements just like the search bar, system necessities and hyperlinks on the backside – you will get one thing like 742 phrases, which continues to be lower than 779. Rattling, Non secular-Hippo7393.
Secure to say the Skong (it is a nonsense meme phrase they’ve taken to saying) nation is now wanting ahead to and pinning their hopes on that April 2 Swap 2 Direct, then.
It might be silly, however they’ve heard about stuff like these latest Silksong Steam updates and the factor Jeff Grubb stated the opposite day which now seems prefer it in all probability wasn’t about Silksong except Ninty’s plans modified. There is no going again. APRIL 2ND.
APRIL 2ND? Do you suppose Silksong will present up at that Swap 2 Direct? Or are the Silksongers doomed to extra dissappointment? Tell us beneath!
